Pick a year for distractions

So many days I can’t hear myself think what with all the distractions (and I swear I didn’t purposely time this to have my pressure cooker start beeping while I was talking). I don’t want to go live alone in a cabin in the woods¹ but I am paying attention to ways I can cut out some of these distractions which are coming at me like knives.

1. I am open to spending two weeks alone in a cabin in the woods in order to finish some big writing projects. Someone tell me how to make that happen.